Scooby Doo's Mysterious Machine
by Robert Paul Gass
Fred the leader eats flesh of birds and corn
For frame and light blond hair with scarf to scorn.
Daphne the eye candy eats noodles packed
And her pink stockings allude to worms stacked.
Velma the nerd eats waffles crepes for fate
And won't be a great batter at the plate.
Shaggy the stoner loves juicy burgers
And his tummy pooch growls between orders.
Scooby Doo loves Scooby snacks for vortex
That he fills to replenish drains for hex.
Scrappy Doo loves puppy power the King
Packed so tight Hush Puppies force suffering.
The Mystery Machine at scene of the crimes
Contains metals, plastics, and flesh on chimes.
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